10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is for loners.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.