10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier