10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.