10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts