10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.