10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom