10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.