10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright