10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22