10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."