10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.