10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright