10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.