10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for loners.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event