10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.