10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.