10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear