10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln