10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is for loners.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it