10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"