10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is for loners.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?