10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones