10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier