10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed