10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!