10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels