10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A