10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger