10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."