10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth