10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain