10 Random Poker Quotes

Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
You have to piss with the dick you have
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson