10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers