10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "No river, no fish."
• Why not, when some because there are three.