10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986