10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'