10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"