10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez