10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!