10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "No river, no fish."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.