10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth