10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from