10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "No river, no fish."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.