10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson