10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim