10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water