10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack