10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.