10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."