10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament